Hey! It's your friendly neighbourhood wedding photographer here. My name's Peter Parker, but you can call me Pete. I've been shooting webs‚ uh, weddings‚ for the last 10 years. One thing you won't have to worry about as the bride: I'll never be the one dressed in white. I like to be pretty incognito at weddings. Most times, you won't even see me around. But if any trouble breaks out, I want you to feel safe knowing things are under control. I'm the only wedding photographer in New York with insurance coverage for rhinos, crime lords, and mad scientists. NOTHING gets in the way of a wedding. That's my guarantee to you.
Are you Spider-Man? No. What?! That's crazy. How could I be Spider-Man? That'd mean I've been taking photos of myself this whole time. ...We're definitely two separate people.; Can you shoot a web, though? The only thing I ‚Äòshoot' are pictures.